Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Birth Certificate Will Not Show Virgin Birth!!

by linfar, Wed Jun 11, 2008 at 04:42:56 PM EST
cross-posted at and

This would be hilarious if it were not so sad. Hillary supporters have joined the GOP-backed madness swirling around Barack Obama's birth certificate. In their zeal to defeat Barack Obama Hillary supporters have become the latest dupes in a GOP rumor mill discrediting Barack Obama's birthplace--thus making him ineligible to be President.
According to the Online Journal, GOP dirty tricks operatives visited Kenya to dig up any useful "dirt" on Barack Obama, Jr., and his late Kenyan father Barack Obama, Sr. And now they say there is a "smoking gun." About Obama's birth certificate.
Oooooooh. Sounds ominous doesn't it??
Get a grip folks! What they found is a birth certificate from the Kenyan city of Mombasa registering the birth of Barack Obama, Jr., on August 4, 1961. However, the registration is a common practice in African countries whose citizens abroad have families with foreign nationals.
Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to his Ann Dunham of Wichita, Kansas, and Barack Obama, Sr., of Nyangoma-Kogelo, Kenya. Obama's parents were enrolled at the University of Hawaii. They divorced when Barack Obama was two years old.
Is it possible the GOP hopes to make the claim that Senator Obama is not eligible to become President of the United States because he was born in a foreign country, or, at the very least, plant the seed in the voters' minds that Obama is a foreigner even if the charge is false?
Of course, it is possible. And the fact that the state of Hawaii does not open birth records to the public has only fueled it. But what seems most deplorable to me is that in this latest effort to smear the presumptive Democratic Party nominee Hillary supporters are latching onto an obvious Republican smear.
Here's a little snarky take on the whole deal:
Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth.
9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.
8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.
7. Accidentally shredded it while going through his Rezko mortgage records.
6. Doesn't want NARAL to find out that his mom was pro-life.
5. Religion listed as "Muslim. Er, I mean Christian, yeah, that's the ticket! Christian!"
4. "You show the reporters the birth certificate, then they want to see the baby pictures, and after oohing and aahing for an hour, you're inviting them to stay for dinner, and... look, I've got a lot of stuff I need to get done, okay?"
3. Instead of being born at Leahi-Kai or Maluhia hospital, his mom picked Kokua Kalihi, and that place is just so ghetto.
2. His real father? Little Richard.
1. Can't he just eat his waffle?


Getty1206 said...

I am a Clinton supporter and I support any dirty tricks to prevent that dirty trick-playing candidate Obama from taking office. Count me in! Karma is a bitch, isn't it. He deserves anything he gets from the Republicans and ESPECIALLY the Clinton supporters.

Lin said...

getty1206-- I am a Clinton supporter who is backing her request to endorse Obama. Mostly I am focusing on defeating McCain. I think you got the wrong idea from the post.

Elsa said...

Barack was illegimate at birth. His dad was legally married to his Kenyan wife. Barack's dad's "marriage" to Barack's mom was null and void since the dad was already married.

Elsa said...

Obama may not qualify for security clearance.

Anonymous said...

The Obama campaign has supplied a copy of the birth certificate to Markos at dKos. It's on the front page today.

Anonymous said...

Let's make it clear. We are royal to our country, not to the democratic party. The democratic party has been hijacked by extreme leftwings. For the goodness of our country, we have to reject Obama. No question about it.

David said...

lin and anon #1 notwithstanding, you people are appalling. I hope you are all women and that when, because of your venom, McCain does in fact get elected and abortion becomes illegal, you and your daughters suffer terribly because of it. It's not about who the candidate is, you bunch of rocks-for-brains, it's about defeating the Republicans who are destroying this country. A bag of lawn clippings would be a better president than McCain. Wake up!